Book Count (since 1 January 2012)

Book Count (since 1 January 2014): 30

Friday 6 July 2012

Fifty Shades of Grey by El James

This is terrible. It has no redeeming features. It is just porn. And who wants porn that goes on for over 500 pages (volume 1)? Oh. Everyone apparently.

I suppose you have to grudgingly admire her. It can't have taken longer than 3 hours to write and, apart from the inconvenience of everyone knowing your depraved, don't know any words over 2 syllables & have seemingly never read a novel, it must have set her up for life. Maybe she can afford to buy a dictionary AND a thesaurus now.

I can only pray to every god I've ever heard of, even the weird celebrity ones, that the recent craze of turning every book ever into a film, draws a very firm, very inflexible line here.

Don't read this Mum. Don't read this anyone. But especially you Mum.

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